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A man walks into a bar...

Ouch!                             (Jack Y5)

Teacher: Chris why on earth are you wearing that terrible jumper?

Chris: So that I can play with the rabbits Miss!                       (Georgia Y5)

Q: what time do you go to the dentist?
A: tooth-hurty!

                                                                              (Mr G)

Q: Simon can you spell your name backwards?
A: nomis!                             (Mr G)

Two men are out hunting and suddenly, one falls to the floor with his eyes rolled back and not breathing.
the other man phones the emergency services and says
"I think my friend is dead, what shall i do?"
The other man replies, "Calm down, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence and a shot is heard.
The hunter says, "Ok. Now what?"

                                                                        (Jack Y5)

There were three men  and there was a magical slide and the owner said "when you go down say what you want and you'll and when you'll land in it" so the 1st man went down and said "gold" so he landed in gold the 2nd went down and said "bronze" and landed in bronze then the 3rd went down and went "wwweeeeeee" and do you know what he went into?

                                                            (Isaac Y5)

Chelsea were playing Manchester United at Stamford Bridge, a man wearing a blue and white tie went up to the ticket attendent and said"how much are the tickets" "£50 please" "I'll pay you £25 because theres only one team worth watching.

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Q :  What do you call an underwater spy!

Q: Which is the easiest house to pick up?

A: A lighthouse.           

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!                          (Mr G)       

Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

A: Because there were so many knights.       (Mr G)           

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

A: Because he had noBODY to go with!!     (Sammy Y2)

Q: What is a ducks favourte desert?

A: Cheese and quackers!

( that ones made up)                (Georgia Y4)

Baby monster:  "i hate dad's guts!

Mummy monster:  Well just eat your pudding then!                                   (Georgia Y4)

Whats the first thing an ape learns in school! The ape b'cs!!!.

                         (The Morris Family)

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